Sometimes I wonder if the black people on this website are real or not if the best they have to offer is “you’re white” to black people who think they’re talking out of their ass. Like, for real?

Don’t be ridiculous. They are both partnered or connected with Cuomo. Splinter hates Cuomo. It really isn’t that difficult to figure out. I, personally, will be voting for ZT bc I can’t fucking stand that asshole.

Seven sentences isn’t really that much. But again, I ask in simpler English—are you able to converse?

Partially true. I’ve not yet finished the Ms. RED yet.

Nothing will happen to you if you wander around Harlem unless you’re wearing a KKK sweater and a MAGA hat. The worst possible thing that will happen if you’re a woman is that you will be cat called. Harlem is no more dangerous than the rest of the city with the exception of violent crime and rape/murder does not…

Real estate development and architecture, both masters degrees. Please tell me how I’ve failed in life too!

He’s also rather talentless and boring and homophobic. The best thing about Migos is the SNL Friendos skit.

To be fair, this is New York and seeing broadway here is mostly a tourists game. I’ve lived here for 3 years and have seen two shows. Hamilton isn’t cheaper. 500 a ticket, however, is rather large exaggeration, it’s 300 a ticket for dress circle if you don’t buy from a scalper. 

At that point it essentially turned into tragedy porn for me. Like—I get it. I have relatives who’re that poor. In Chicago. And they’re not white. Like... I’ve seen the teen pregnancy and dropping out of college and relatives going to jail. But it doesn’t happen the way the TV show portrays it at all. I swear to god,…

I’ve been watching popular SNL skits for the past 4 years and didn’t notice he was a cast member until he started dating Ariana Grande... so... No?

The majority of people are not poly. This is obviously not about them.

It’s not even white progressive heaven at this point. It’s just stupid. Half the shit they write about is just New York Times headlines with regurgitated tumblr talking points about politics. It’s gotten so bad that YouTubers are doing better work than them on unraveling conservative politics without creating…

You know, I have to say I wish these comment sections were moderated or something. Where does he get off calling you a cunt? When did splinter get so nasty? I’ve been reading since it started up and it’s never been as petty before or ridiculous things. Granted, the writers have always had ridiculous college freshman…

Yet he raised the least amount of cash compared to any of the other primary contenders. I swear to god I will live happily if I never see “Soros” or “Clinton” mentioned again with little to no revelance or context.

Yes, you’re sure.

Lots of trolls I suppose, people being nasty or disingenuous. Lurker mostly, tbh, but I read a lot of comments and usually refrain from commenting because I typically don’t have the time to get into it over super basic shit.

I had a reply for you, but damn you aren’t worth the time.

Seriously, I wonder how how he writes his standup and reads his scripts if he’s all blasé about reading... like, Pete, dude America generally sucks because most people can’t/won’t read beyond the headline of an article.

I know people w Chrohn’s who are high all the time. They do not have sunken in eyes. Sorry. 

That EDM remix is... brilliant.... and reminding me of my stints in undergrad staying up until 4am drafting. Two monster energy drinks, one black velvet with an extra shot (already had four shots btw), and some Knife Party & Skrillex. Those were not sustainable habits.