Nice job with the Deadspin 25, Nick. They were impeccably researched and written well. Very enjoyable reads about teams I otherwise wouldn’t give a toot about.

When a car kills 60 people and injures 500 more I’ll be all over it. You idiot.

Juicero died so the Juice could be free.

“We not doin crime for the sake of doin crime. We doin crime because we ain’t doin fine. 1 out of 3 of us is locked up doin time. You know what that kind of shit can do to a nigga mind?”

“ I arrived on the day Fred Hampton died, ugh, real niggas just multiply. And they said by 21 i was supposed to die. So I’m out here celebrating my post demise. If you put crabs in a barrel to ensure your survival you gone end pulling down niggas that look just like you. “

His message in the past 5-10 years has been more like “I fought through the system designed to destroy us and it was hard as fuck but I did it and so can you” but it’s ok if you think he’s still putting out Big Pimpin’.

Yet, we will never see a Kaepernick jersey on MNF

It actually gets MUCH more capitalist and bourgeoisie than a 20-something running a Twitter account to respond to complaints regarding famous hamburgers

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

That’s not even close to the point she was making.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

Jason,

He’s just making sure LeBron won’t end up with more rings than he does.

Is it a worse look than having a Native American caricature stamped on your 50-yard line?

Bullshit. Couldn’t have happened to a better team. Fuck Jimbo. Fuck Jameis. Fuck the Tallahassee PD. Fuck shoplifted crabs. And Fuck FSU.

Remember Street Sharks?

Remember Double Dare? That was a good show.

No

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.