So I play some Fortnite, right? And I’ve been doing my own mini survey, of which I keep no record. Essentially I just go into squad lobbies and see who else has a mic. I’d say 90% of the ones with mics are kids no older than 14. I ask every single one of them the same question, “ How much money do you think you’ve…

Please, #MakeSeattleDetroitAGAIN. The only people that would cry are the people that just moved here and paid inflated real estate prices for their homes. Cry me a river. 

And please explain how homelessness hasn’t grown, it’s only more visible. Lol do you move around pizza slices and eventually go, Ah yes, now it’s more visible. GMAFB

Lol are you from Seattle? I’ not sure what you’re arguing here. That Amazon hasn’t had a net negative effect on Seattle? Also, I work in SLU and have for a decade. This area was not a “dump, filled with vacant lots and homeless encampments”. There were very few “vacant lots” and those were parking lots for surrounding…

Aaaaand the award for most difficult title to find in a search engine goes tooooooo...

But will he pull off that 90's “’tude”? Perhaps a solid diet of chili dogs would do the trick. Or give him diarrhea...yeah...probably just the diarrhea part. 

TI-83 support coming this Fall.

It’s definitely about the line specifics. After a night of drinking and a show, a friend of mine and I went to a burger spot with three long lines, mostly a mass of people. I took a look, estimated the middle line had more groups of people and a frantic cashier and hopped in line. My friend, thinking he could beat me,…

Who wore it better:

It’s the Bono Apple all over again.

Ahaha....ahahahah. Yeah...I still have every console I’ve ever owned since being a wee lad. To be fair, I’m rather into retro games still...but obviously there’s other, less cluttered options.

Lol I feel like you’re really nudging here. I read your article about how histories are generated and thought, “wow, that sounds awesome but it looks a little crude and not sure how to get into it.” Then you wrote this. Ok ok FINE! I’ll play it!

Disagree with your general attitude toward the service industry. But fuck uber drivers. Did you know that your hazard/emergency lights mean you can stop in the middle of the street, for as long as you want, in the middle of the city? Just remember, if you need to do something illegal, just give that button a lil press…

Remember when every one was afraid of being spied on? That was fun.

Lol, if you’re talking about Seattle, that’s a joke. Ultimately Amazon is online Walmart times 10. If any one takes issue with Walmart as a company, they should take double with Amazon. Everyone cries about Walmart stiffing hours, no benefits/schedule part time to avoid being eligible, do stuff when they snap or your…

Yeah, you kinda have to play the rng/dupe rate/winter box guarantee. Buy as many purple and gold that/(if) you can, especially last year’s events. Lol don’t get me wrong. I’ve still received non-event gold and purple, as well as some purple dupes, while I have plenty of stuff I could be getting.

Yeah...Personally I think it’s a little lazy. Oh boy! It’s summer in Australia! Lets not screw the pouch this time like that “Take out” fiasco.

Question for all Amazon apologists: How do you feel about Walmart?

I’m sure you’ve never spoke ill of Walmart though.

Link looks like mildly confused Michael Cera.