Not to mention it sits directly next to the 110, which is one of the busiest freeways in the country. Hell, the Marriott would fall onto evening traffic. DO NOT BUILD FARMERS FIELD!

I know it sounds silly but seriously, it was as if she floated into the room. Everything about her to me at that moment, was out of this world. Yes her breasts, but also her eyes and mouth and hair and fingers. Her smile and posture and poise. The way she stood still, the way she glided when she walked. It is…

I have, but it helps that she is now a Registered Dietician. Eat right and 45 minutes of moderate exercise a day. I run, do push ups, sit ups, pull ups and squats, that's it. I'm not ripped or anything, but healthy, and she wants nothing more.

She was the catalyst to resolve what my purpose was. I took one look at her face and I knew what I had to do. Before that day, I was at the bottom of a really deep well and had no desire to climb out. I don't know what it was, but the way she walked into that house, and the warmth from her hand upon shaking it…

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen…

Thank you. I take the trash out and roll the damn bins to the sidewalk, my wife can take a moment to put a new bag in. That isn't that bad. Now walking through a field of high heels without falling and being poked to death like I'm the goddamn black Indiana Jones drives me crazy. I get that you want to get them off as…

You mean golden aged opportunity, she had to have been pushing 60, at the least.

It's been 10 years, and I often find myself thinking about it. Was it helpful to her? Did it harm her? It was just so damn...different.

Had just graduated from college and was interviewing for jobs. Human resources lady calls me for a second interview, which goes well. She calls me for a third and arranges it at a local café (for a change of scenery). She looks amazing, but much different than she had the prior to appointments. It becomes obvious that…

My sophomore year of college I rented an apartment with my dorm mate of the prior two years. We'd had gotten close and needed the extra space to work on some projects we had going on. The day we moved he changed. His girlfriend practically moved in, which was cool as she was always very nice to me. He started the…

I asked my wife, a Registered Dietician about this and she laughed for five minutes before explaining that she has been asked about it at least 20 times this week. "Bullshit, it is entirely bullshit." That was her response. Then she took the time to explain to me how if we really wanted too we could have tests done to…

At my station we broadcast our weekly tests at all hours. We aired one today at 2:37pm PST. What surprises me is that stations still take total control of the video to air it. We use a ticker that scrolls across the top of the screen, audio remains as a tone, but 90% of video is not obstructed.

My coworker sells her home made Febreeze. Everyone in my office claims its the best. $15 per bottle. With a coupon Febreeze costs me $1.39 at target. I am tempted to dissolve some baking soda in water add 10 sheets of Snuggle, let soak then bottle that shit. I'd charge $5 and just so she'd stop ripping people off and…

My wife and I purposely kept it easy on the alcohol until we got to the room. She washed her makeup off, took off her dress and we spent hours in the sack, taking breaks to drink bottles of champagne until intoxication made the night a blur. I woke up first and ordered brunch and watched her sleep, the drool pooling…

Her music

I am working on a documentary about what we are failing to teach our teenagers on this very subject. Schools would rather prevent scandal than prevent rape.

In 2005, I, along with a partner shot a small project in which we asked 20 high school students simple questions about rape. We then explained the circumstances surrounding two local instances of rape that were heavily debated amongst the community. With their prior answers in mind we asked them the questions again,…