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Tim Allen Noises
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Big Zam is only Zam.

I want leaked footage of a factory beet farm where underpaid workers are punting them into cramped containers. That’s the only way that product is going to taste good for me.

and Barbados Slim

They are just producing more Pokemon to keep up with inflation. At this rate, we may be using new character model concept art as wallpaper or kindling.

Sounds similar to the premise of the His Dark Materials series.

Nothing in podcast form, unfortunately. The only thing close is the “Great Courses” series of audiobooks that I’ll check out from the library. They are presented in a lecture format and sometimes the topic may be interesting but the professor is a dud of a speaker (not a problem with Carlin; I could listen to him read

I’m stuck in the same boat. Have you found anything as enjoyable as HH?

Expand your collection and use them to build a bunker. As the only surviving member of the human race, I hope you remember us for our good qualities.

I was somewhere around Barstow, going a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. A press bureau out east had sent me on an all-expenses-paid mission to cover the biggest gathering of drunk satan-worshipers this side of the living. With the help of my attorney, I loaded up the big red beast (a rented Dodge

Major Applewhite

MULTIBALL!

“The Gang Dodges the Draft”

Age of Empires 2. I’ve always associated that game with the first big snowstorm of the year, whether by coincidence or habit at this point. There’s just some simple kind of satisfaction in hunkering down for a snowy weekend, drinking a pot of coffee and playing 1vs7 against the AI.

I used a whole package of power bands repairing what a raccoon did to my Scion xA. I call them bumperdogs now.

Tell if you’re having a seizure?

Use a couchsurfing site or the craigslist rideshare section to bring along some wildcard guests, surefire way to liven up any party.

Should’ve switched to Diesel.

The Wade Boggs challenge.

The Gang Gets Gronked

Just wait for the Netflix reboot, Home Improvedment.