I was somewhere around Barstow, going a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. A press bureau out east had sent me on an all-expenses-paid mission to cover the biggest gathering of drunk satan-worshipers this side of the living. With the help of my attorney, I loaded up the big red beast (a rented Dodge…

Major Applewhite

MULTIBALL!

“The Gang Dodges the Draft”

I’m amazed at how strong the triathlon lobby has become.

Age of Empires 2. I’ve always associated that game with the first big snowstorm of the year, whether by coincidence or habit at this point. There’s just some simple kind of satisfaction in hunkering down for a snowy weekend, drinking a pot of coffee and playing 1vs7 against the AI.

Carbie

I used a whole package of power bands repairing what a raccoon did to my Scion xA. I call them bumperdogs now.

Heritage Square?

Tell if you’re having a seizure?

Use a couchsurfing site or the craigslist rideshare section to bring along some wildcard guests, surefire way to liven up any party.

Should’ve switched to Diesel.

The Wade Boggs challenge.

The Gang Gets Gronked

Just wait for the Netflix reboot, Home Improvedment.

Is there a chance the tracks could bend?

If Wyoming’s wind came to life, that is what it’d look like.

Carbie

Bout damn time they made a Lady Huck Finn figure, I knew that Twain IP bound to come around.