Speaking of residencies, Celine’s response to Andy Cohen’s question about Gaga’s upcoming stint in Vegas made my night:

Is Melania wearing Sheriff Clarke’s flair?

I showed my bf this tweet that said Steve was dressed like Olivia Pope and we both died 😂.

“...it was all really for me.”

Can I pipe in from the opposite angle? ‘Cause I’m old.

Ghosting really fucking sucks because it’s not even the fact they don’t want to see you anymore that hurts most it’s the fact they can’t be arsed to give you the decency of actually breaking things off or that it’s some weird game of theirs to see how much you really value the relationship.

“What I’ve actually learned is that the work of keeping your path clear is a continual process, one so all-consuming that you may not ever have the time to look up and see where you’re going”

Good for you, Aimee. Like you when I was alone (non-stop for the first 30 years of my life) I shrugged and said “it’s just me, it’s just who I am, to be alone.” I tried to convince everyone around me that it was fine, it didn’t matter, I’d be alone forever and that was a-ok.

Megan, I like your work but I’m pretty sure this is Kate Hudson.

a thing? they’ve been together for 16 and have led a quiet, private life. Maybe more celebs should take note.

There’s a big move among the celtic countries to bring back our old languages which were usually banned at one point or another by the English rather than them trying to learn them. As a result a lot of the Scottish signage for train stations has got Scots Gaelic and English on them, with a plan to develop more…

I came to the comments looking for lots of X-Files jokes and instead I got a bunch of pissed of British people because when us Americans say England we mean all parts that now make up the UK. We won the war we can call you what we want and you all have nerve to talk, taking over the world and having the “The sun…

Well, as a Scot, yeah it does erase the non-English, and in particular non-Londoners. It is a real pet peeve of mine. The last Queen of England was Queen Elizabeth and that was hundreds of years ago. Oor Betty is Queen of Great Britain and Ireland, the Commonwealth and Overseas Territories.

You’re so right. It also drives me crazy when people call the United States of America just America. Such stupid people. Can’t they do a tiny bit of research? Also I can’t stand when people use Japan. It’s 日本国 people! Get it right!

You can have a great wedding without ever leaving Motown. What about jazzy standards?

I’ve always assumed that it’s there to illustrate that these things can happen to anyone. So often, the comments on articles like this are filled with people finding ways to justify shitty treatment by picking apart the ways that the individual in the story deserved to be treated badly (in fact, the comment right…

Servers used to do this kind of thing a lot when my daughter was little. One day a waiter asked if he could bring her a sundae, and when she declined it I joked that I’d never turn down free ice cream. So he brought me a free sundae! Hot fudge, whipped cream, cherry on top; the whole nine yards. Huge tip, and we asked…

Relevant: Less gossip, but I saw this on FB yesterday and laughed. In only 12 hours!?

Speaking of Matt Lauer and the Hamptons:

Matt fucking Lauer. This fucking dirtbag is just one more example of structural media misogyny. His treatment of women isn’t a “behind closed doors” problem that only affected the poor employees he harassed, bullied and exploited. Does anyone else remember the sexist shitshow of presidential debate that Lauer…