When I was pg with my son and my daughte was 2 1/2, we were in Kauai for vacation. We saw him, his kids, and his mother in law at this restaurant. We were the only families there for lunch. We kept glancing at him trying to be suave

Womp womp, Billy Bush’s career was not given a jump start by that big Hollywood Reporter profile.

When i originally read the Blake Shelton item above, i thought it meant Gwen Stefani was buying Blake Shelton his own underwear for his birthday. I was confused, like, is there really super high end tighty whiteys?

Honestly I’m more offended by this...

The right does get outraged about stupid shit all the time. Which is why we mock them for it. We always point out how idiotic it is that the people who whine about “snowflake colture” are also the very same people who’ll throw a shitfit every time things go only 98% their way instead of 100%.

Ha Aziz Ansari disagrees and he grew up in racist South Carolina.

It’s not the color, it’s the name White Pride. There’s a very specific meaning to that, and it’s not a nice one. And people aren’t outraged, they’re just sorta amused and pointing out that this was a poor word choice.

Counterpoint: The reason Trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because that is what they do.

Alternatively...

I can only speak for myself, but here’s my experience: I was raped while blacked out. I have only flashes of memory. One, really—the tattoo on his forearm. It was hugely upsetting to wake up and realize something had happened to me, but I couldn’t remember what. That’s its own mental wound to cope with. Therapy helped…

I recently read a book entitled, When Friendship Hurts: How to Deal with Friends who Betray, Abandon or Wound You  by Jan Yager, PhD.

It’s a cool story, but you can’t leave the mystery hanging there:

I can’t believe I’ve never heard of Baby Boom before. Just watched the trailer and will have to try to track down the full thing.

And now the lack of concern about the safety regulations makes sense. :(

God f’ing bless the person who caught that baby. And the brave mother who had to throw it. Jesus Christ I’m nauseous over this.

Just a general PSA that the smell of smoke will not wake you up from sleeping. A lot of people think that they’ll be able to wake up if there is ever a fire in their house in the middle of the night, but the opposite is actually true. Smoke inhalation will deepen your sleep. Your best defense against fire is a working…

Just going to leave this here:

The construction company that carried out the renovation said in their statement that the building “met all required building control, fire regulation and health and safety standards.”

Hahahaha that’s basically what I was afraid I’d sound like. There were so many random guest stars swarming but her, I felt like my silent appreciation was the best way to honor her. Also I wasn’t sure how she’d take to my fervent love of Baby Boom.

If Martin Short and Steve Martin are your only two real friends, you’re still winning at friends.