Jesse Tyler Fergueson guest judged a couple of seasons ago. I found him to be delightful. So, she could be good. Or, not.

I will always have respect for that man because of the way he stood up to Bill Maher and Sam Harris.

My parents aren’t even divorced and that’d be good to know.

The salmon shirt. It’s a quintessential part of the frat douche, date rapist in training wardrobe.

Ya I mean, if you asked me to pick the dude most likely to be racist after these two episodes, it would obviously be this idiot.

Isn’t it weird how “pro-life” leaders work so hard to increase the abortion rate? It’s almost like their commitment to pro-life policies only extends to passing laws regulating what women can do with their bodies, and not to actually reducing the number of abortions (let alone supporting non-fetal life).

I loved Newsradio. I still use jokes I stole from that show.

Darren Criss looking like someone forgot their Malibu Ken at the beach.

Actually, Peter went to therapy too. Which is another thing they have in common besides their gap teeth! I think he was shocked, but mostly because they’re so alike.

I totally forgot that yesterday was Monday but will def still be watching tonight, even after having spoiled the dramz for myself. Rachel’s adorable dog, a puppy party, AND a slimy dude getting his possibly-cheating ass handed to him? #MYBRAND!

“Also, his girlfriend looks like what I imagine Scheana Marie looked like six years ago.”

My peak joyful moment of last nights episode was when Ashton Kutcher refused to engage in a waboom with Lucas. When even fucking Ashton Kutcher, who built his career yelling in trucker hats, thinks you’re too extra, you are probably too freakin extra.

She def came off as far more truthful than DeMario. At least she kept her story straight. He went from “I don’t know her” to “She’s crazy” to “Well maybe we hung out” in like 30 seconds. “The man might not be a prize” is a pretty big understatement.

I loved this episode but I feel this season needs more Copper. Copper should go on every date, hobbling along in his 3-legged adorableness and then whichever guy refuses to rub his belly is automatically sent home.

I just love that we have a strong Bachelorette. She reminds me of Ali Fedotowsky, or Emily Maynard with a GTFO moment of her own. Andi was strong too. It’s too bad she chose a douchelord like Josh Murray because she could have done much better than that. But those strong, smart Bachelorettes are more compelling to…

My little cousin knows Avery from college and says she’s the most amazing, sweet girl. I loved hearing that, with Ramona as a mother, you know you’re climbing an uphill battle in life.

Did I read that correctly? There is a Bagatelle in NYC? Because I don’t want to go to Sandbar.

Just acquire some taste, ok