Are those nerds wearing baseball helmets?

Yeah well, the people they are fighting against aren’t looking any better

They can’t make up their minds.

These Diet Nazis need to stop

...Are they trying to look tough in that picture? Polo shirt (tucked in!), wayfarers, khakis, a homemade Captain America shield and adorable little helmets? These dudes are about as threatening-looking as a LARPing convention held at a Christian college.

That dude with the shitty Captain America shield and a glove? looks exactly like a guy who would jump into a fight when someone is down, land a weak punch and then run the hell away.

Machado’s fault. Make sure you throw at his head next Spring.

Altuve just hit #3 in the 7th to give the Astro’s an 8-2 lead, and Bob Costas just all but announced the Red Sox as finished. I think he mentioned “final nail”, in fact. Isn’t Costas a Yankee fan? And isn’t the game not over till it’s over?

There are no black time travelers because really what year would go back TO? I might go back to 2013 because I maintained 8% bodyfat for almost a year and got laid like fucking crazy for some reason I can’t duplicate but really, that’s about it.

Lindsey, like Houston, you are going to get swamped with “You mean Astros, not Tiger” comments. Too soon?

Game 1 against the Tigers? As a Tigers fan, this is doubly offensive. We aren’t in the playoffs and we don’t have Justin Verlander anymore :(

Faces of Wild Turkey

Because his $5+ million a year salary is barely enough to cover living expenses in Kentucky.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

“It’s sort of the equivalent of them wanting you to delete their embarrassing tweets.”

Maybe shake down the cities of the teams they reside in like they do for their taxpayer funded stadiums?

The NCAA is a cruel joke. Make the NBA and the NFL pay for their own minor leagues.