Machado’s fault. Make sure you throw at his head next Spring.

Altuve just hit #3 in the 7th to give the Astro’s an 8-2 lead, and Bob Costas just all but announced the Red Sox as finished. I think he mentioned “final nail”, in fact. Isn’t Costas a Yankee fan? And isn’t the game not over till it’s over?

There are no black time travelers because really what year would go back TO? I might go back to 2013 because I maintained 8% bodyfat for almost a year and got laid like fucking crazy for some reason I can’t duplicate but really, that’s about it.

Hailcat ??

Totally. I’ve totaled hundreds of vehicles from hail.

When I lived in Texas, there seemed to be a yearly event for every dealer who were selling cars at huge hail discounts. Never saw any totaled that i can remember but if it destroys enough of the bodywork and glass, I can see it happening I suppose.

Lindsey, like Houston, you are going to get swamped with “You mean Astros, not Tiger” comments. Too soon?

Game 1 against the Tigers? As a Tigers fan, this is doubly offensive. We aren’t in the playoffs and we don’t have Justin Verlander anymore :(

Faces of Wild Turkey

Because his $5+ million a year salary is barely enough to cover living expenses in Kentucky.

This is the best thing I’ve read all day.

“It’s sort of the equivalent of them wanting you to delete their embarrassing tweets.”

Maybe shake down the cities of the teams they reside in like they do for their taxpayer funded stadiums?

The NCAA is a cruel joke. Make the NBA and the NFL pay for their own minor leagues.

I wish those right wing idiots could see this, but sadly, all they would do is yell FAKE NEWS and continue support the racist-in-chief...

And yet another cockroach crawling into the sunlight to spew ignorant garbage.

Here’s another shithead spouting ignorant nonsense. Coming out of the woodwork these cockroaches are.