Fatass....... check

Did you hear her whisper to him to not forget to throw his jacket on the fire at the very end? And what kind of moron puts the gas can under the burn area? I know the answer to this rhetorical question is self-evident in the clip, but come on.

To which the NFL replies, “

Yeah, this checks out. This is aimed at the guys taking their race horses/cars to the track/show, and dudes hauling some giant 5th wheel.

Hey, he cut-out the first part of that silly video. The part wherein his wife tells him to get rid of all his old stuff that simply would not sell (at any price) during her(his) last three garage sales.

Guarantee he has a “no fat chicks” bumper sticker on his truck without a trace of self-awareness.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at these DOTARDS burning shit they paid their own fucking money for. I can’t even. Do you think the marketing teams and sport paraphernalia makers give a shit you’re burning up stuff you’ve already bought? NO dotards, because when you realize that you still love your (insert team) you’ll be buy…

This! I race cars for a hobby, and man this is going to be nice for the long hauls with the massive trailer I want...

*starts timer*

He should also burn whoever told him not to eat a salad once in a while.

Successful ranchers can make really good money, and I can totally see how a truck like this would make sense for them.

How long before some dumb white fuck burns down his house in the process, and blames that on the players too?

quite frankly, farming is a big business so a lot of farmers and ranchers are buying the high trims. i know a lot of higher ups in the construction game around chicago buy high trim F250s too

Having been to Europe, I’d be scared to death to drive this over there. You guys need wider roads :) #murica

I love that a lot of us here would be like “ITS STUPID TEXAN TRUCK NONSENSE ITS SO DUMB” and your response to it is just freaking perfect. Its kinda funny because all the American Jalops see tiny euro cars and drool, and you’re over there seeing an irrationally large truck and just like “I CAN HAZ PLZ?”

Seems pretty consistent that a racist white person who likes a racist team name would hate protesting against racism.

Stupid fan: “I am burning this jersey for reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with football, because I am a smart person with good opinions.”

3 winners.

And you thought bikini-waxing was purely cosmetic.