On Saturdays when I was a kid, that’s how I knew cartoons were over for that morning. Hee Haw would come on and my six year old self would bellow, “Noooooooooooooooooo!!!” like I was watching a Greek tragedy unfolding before me. God, I had such kiddie loathing for that show.

And completing the lineup for ABC’s Clodhopper Thursdays...

I can see it now.
A dramady about a young white woman, trying to make her way in a world that caters to people with dark skin tones.

Oh, god, please don’t give anyone any ideas- this show is what they play in hell’s living room.

Keeping Up With The KKK - Tuesdays at 2:30PM

Dallas, but with rednecks. Done!

I can’t wait to get drunk and live tweet this bitch.

I thought it was The Pia Zadora Story.

Why is Fake Joey Fatone 15 years older than the rest of Fake *NSync?

Orwell had it wrong. My vision of the future is not a boot stamping on a human face - it’s “me, banging my head against a desk, forever.”

Now I see, we Jews have been doing this all wrong! For decades we’ve been saying “never forget” when it comes to the holocaust and this is why nazism persists. Really, we should have been saying “just forget” because burying our heads in the sand is always the best approach! Just stick your fingers in your ears and…

A Trump rally.

Don’t believe everything you read online.*

Except that’s exactly the problem. They want and expect to have it both ways because they know they’re right and everyone else is wrong, thus there’s no cognitive dissonance or contradictions in anything they think or do. 

I read shit like this and just want to give up on our country.

So the right-wing tells us that Facebook doesn’t fairly report the news/headlines and that it’s a left leaning website but now wants us to believe what FB is telling us re: illegal votes? Pick a side. You can’t have it both ways.

...And then made sweet, sweet love?

That right there is the comfortable result of the holy union of a bedsheet and scrubs.