Yeah, I call my browser “What Fresh Hell?” now.

Can you technically have more than 4 grandparents? I mean, I guess you could- but what if grampy’s new wife is Metsican? WHY AM I EVEN TRYING WITH THESE PEOPLE

It also has the faint echo of the rape-denialist trope of “you’re just looking for attention.”

Notice how she shifts attention from the questioner’s “Trump’s sexual assaults” to the generic “sexual assault.”

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

Wow. The spokesperson for PEOTUS can’t even handle a solid question from a teenager.

Every time Kellyanne Conway speaks, a bird flies into a window.

That is a very good question that would make an honest woman feel shame. But not Kellyanne, the plucky, gaslighting fascist traitor to her gender. She turns around and shames a teenager for asking it.

For the record, did anyone follow up with “What the hell is wrong with you?”

I am looking forward to almost nothing.

But, if you’re white and in your underwear with two bloodied bodies on the ground and you’re eating a man’s face off and holding a bloody knife, like Austin Harrouff in FL, then the cops will only taser you repeatedly, sick a police dog on you, have 3 cops wrestle with you, talk about it with their commander over the…

Wait till you see 2017

2016: the murderous, plundering, racist, sexist, anti-queer year that will not quit.

Whether or not he had a gun is irrelevant though, since North Carolina is an open carry state. But all of the recent events in the past few years clearly indicate that open carry is a law applicable for white people only. But god help you if you are a black person exercising your right to legally carry a gun in those…

Sometimes sarcasm is the only thing keeping me from setting things on fire.

It’s great for skin and hair!

She doesn’t actually eat the aspiring divas, just their hopes and dreams. Fewer calories.

Mariah Carey Eats Two Things, and Only Two Things

Thank goodness, Alton Brown is a live. You scared the hell out of me. I had to google it.