That is a horrifying song, and I cannot stop laughing at

Truly something to be thankful for this holiday season.

When you get married, don’t forget to register for a set of steak knives and assorted sausages and/or a sausage maker

Yes, and let’s forget all the times where the abusive asshole is left off the hook, and he goes back to kill his victim.

This little ditty made the round of my elementary school at the time, sung to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”

I shudder to think who Trump will pardon on his way out of office...

“I saw his black face and realized I can just openly shoot them now in Dump’s America.”

Nafia Adkins, his mother, told the station that her “son is in a safer place now”.

Oh, well.

Wow! a man willing to discuss his penis! what a rare treat ladies!

“Pass the turkey neck and dumplings”

He didn’t wait 23 years to talk about this. He id the talk show circuit right after he healed. I even remember him being a regular on Howard Stern.

“I walk alone after dark and I have zero fears that I’m not going to make it home.”

So you are white and straight/closted, then.

I’m not.

Ya. In one article, it talked about how he closed-fist punched his pregnant daughter in the face several times and then kicked her in the stomach and then knocked his wife to the ground.  

So I am thinking of opening an OkCupid account...would MrsBobbitt, or some variation on that theme be a bit much? I mean, I think it’s funny and I would date myself.

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t just yell, “Trump!” as his defense when the cops came to arrest him.

So, Attorney General/Klan sympathizer Jeff Sessions halts the investigation/drops charges/vacates the conviction in February 2017 because “Hate crimes don’t exist,” right?

He always reminds me of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” by Billy Joel. I’ve been singing that one a lot lately.

This feels so much like this old chestnut: