This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

Accountability is for nerds

The female cheerleader, who the Kansas Star identified as sophomore cheerleader Lili Gagin, told university officials that her phone was taken during a party on Saturday night.

As they unironically stand in front of a stop sign. Jesus, if this country makes me face palm any harder it will initiate nuclear fusion.

The mother of one of the male cheerleaders in the photograph told WDAF that there was “no racial motivation and the boys were simply taking pictures in sweaters they have had for a long time.”

“I’m appalled that a Snapchat was put out on my Snapchat and posted to my account,” Gagin wrote in a now deleted tweet. “I would never (have) done that & I apologize that it happened.”

Possible White House administrative positions?

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

Move to Baltimore! He’s a staple around town and I’ve yet to meet a person who’s had a bad encounter with him. He was very nice to my sister as she checked out his groceries.

Yes that too. The current lead is gay and HIV+.

As to what Waters wants for Christmas, he said he wants to start a sex club in which gay men and lesbians will have sex, thereby creating a new strain of heterosexuality.

Yeah, that too!

Isn’t the star a HIV positive gay man? Pence has a special place in hell for his record fighting against HIV treatment and for conversion therapy.

National treasure.

Poor John Waters was always the second guest on late night talk shows, but this time he suffered the indignity of being the third guest!

This article made me weary.

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

“Too often, if an opinion isn’t sanctioned by the Left, it is simply stamped out.”