Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore. There. Movie spoiled.

You had one job, America.

You know, to me everything I’ve heard of the movie does it sound so cliched so I’m kinda expecting disappointment. Like, the whole concept of having a ‘resistance’ when in fact the New Republic rules the galaxy just seems unnecesarily contrived and like they just did it because they think people won’t root for the…

It’s always been a hogwash argument, like when rock n roll was the devils music and comic books were evil.

You know what the worst thing is? while everyone complains about a fake bunch of pixels wearing a bikini, REAL teen girls are sexualized in American media every day.

It looks entirely unimaginative. Like they threw Transformers and Star Trek (JJ lensflare edition) into a blender and this is what came out, with a layer of Battleship good sprinkled all over it right.

Didn’t work out so good for him in the end though.

But Boba Fett is COOL in Robot Chicken!

And plus he was smart enough not to wear chrome armor. I cannot imagine anything worse to wear on a battle field.

Hey, we have that same chair at my office!

The ascension of Darth Jar Jar?

So am I the only one who thinks the way Finn is holding the blaster in that picture is weird? Like, his fingers is an inch away from the muzzle and this thing shoots super heated laser. Dude gonna get his hand roasted. I know stormtrooper are bad shots, but come on man.

Yes, but it wasn’t a strategy they chose. It was a strategy forced on them by the catastrophe they got themselves into with the most draconian anti-consumer policies of any console, ever.

yes. That guy is a douchebag. Can’t wait for Cam to style over him in the SB.

But they can’t, though. Covering Trump means more hits, more ads, more newspapers. And the one thing the media really cares out, regardless of which side of the political spectrum they are on, is profit. Hell, it’s why Gawker has become Trump central. They cover important shit, but no.

Pretending things don’t exist when they actually do is the lynchpin of American politics, though. We pretended the Nazi’s weren’t a thing. We pretended Osama Bin Laden wasn’t a thing. We pretended ISIS wasn’t a thing. And now here we are.

Is Gawker now part of the Trump media machine? All they do is write articles about him and give him free publicity.