#sometimesintermittentlymaybepossiblyallmen

Why. Is. It. Always. Make-up?

This should have 1,000 stars. She cut him off yet still managed to put in an argument for gun lobbyists when there was supposedly no time to do so.

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

I love everything about everything here.

Agreed. I’ve long thought “don’t be evil” was another case of “the corporation doth protest too much”  

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

This is how elderly people talk about their significant others. Just wait on it.