dafuq. how the hell are people turned on by toddlers. do not understand. it must be a power thing? does. not. compute.

i understand the radiohead, but the foo fighters are your dream private show on a plane band? i genuinely did not know they had mega fans.

Or maybe you were joking and *woooosh*

Or maybe you were joking and *woooosh*

Where do you live? I can’t imagine even a small town without a local nursery or plant shop.

Where do you live? I can’t imagine even a small town without a local nursery or plant shop.

noooo. go to your local plant shop. jesus.

noooo. go to your local plant shop. jesus.

yeah. they have a similar kind of beauty, in a way. like somehow down home and stunning all at once.

god i just find this music so fucking generic i can’t, belting ability or no. there’s no there there.

the 20s are so melodramatic. i’m 31 and have been dating like a nice normal person. my last relationship was two months, i realized he wasn’t right for me, and we split amicably. this is how it should be. no drama - either it works, or it doesn’t, and you move on or don’t like an adult. in your 20s you’re coming out…

Jesus f christ, look at that sweet face. This is unbearable. And then I read that this happened in my childhood school district. Fucking a. I can’t stand this. That poor fucking girl. At a loss. At these moments I really, really want to believe there’s a God of some kind holding her to her heart.

I can’t imagine never having access to peace and quiet of after school. Just...holy shit, thank god we only had dumb phones as kids. Compartmentalization is necessary for emotional health, especially for developing people who don’t yet have strong emotional resilience (they say kids are resilient but they’re also so,…

of fucking course steve harvey would be. king of gender essentialism (and shitty gender essentialist movies.) gross gross gross

ha. yeah i thought of something like that wayyyy too late (like, today). it’s not even a good argument on his part. it’s something like an ad hominem. even if it were for attention...who cares? it matters. they matter. this needs attention. fucking SIGH. smart people start defying logic when their bigotry, sexism,…

Hi. I’m so, so sorry that there are so many people so stuck in their perceptions. I’m so sorry that my “liberal” family is bigoted in this way. I’m so sorry you have to navigate through such a hateful, ignorant world. To know peoples’ blind spots so intimately is to truly understand the limitations of human empathy.…

I did exactly that! But then my brother-in-law - who is technically super educated - agreed with me, cited his knowledge of a Taiwanese third gender, and then...still said this shit. Bigotry boggles logic. And knowledge. (Which is also why most internet conversations about such things are totally circular. And why…

yeah, that was pretty much me. which made my sister turning to me in front of everyone and demanding i let her husband finish this repulsive thought - the irony of my sister shaming me into silence to listen to that garbage from a dude - that much worse. but once he completed his sentence it was essentially “oh hell…

can’t tell if that was weirdly racist....
but agreed on the debutante ball thing being creepy af

wait what. this is a thing? dafuq

Maybe it’s not fair, but I legit can’t look at her the same way ever again after that. The entitlement...sheesh. I’m surprised she was let off the hook/so many people forgot. I mean...how we are in our drunkest moments is definitely revealing. Her shtick is no longer cute to me...just vain vain vain vain. But, ya…

Thanksgiving update: sexual assault and trans politics discussion edition. My sis and bro-in-law are not bad people. I enjoy hanging with them. But sometimes when I visit their gender politics are realllly hard to be around. Three snippets from this week:

1) I jump in the sister’s car when I arrive. One of the first…

baziiiinga!