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Burner In My Pants
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NOTE: I’m aware that the AMC Eagle is a thing and sorry for the mortal sin of not mentioning it. However, this article is about a future trend prediction and given that the Eagle inspired absolutely no followups for 30 years, I don’t think it really is worth mentioning as a precursor to a greater trend. /end rant.

Tracking objects so small is something not a hundred men or more could ever do.

I hope the meteors miss Africa.

Whatever it was, you should hurry. It’s waiting there for you.

Was that the drums I heard echoing in the night?

Overcompensation is the reason. It comes in many forms. Some are trucks, some are performance cars driven by those that think stomping on the skinny pedal when the road is straight but lock up the brakes whenever there is a turn in the road because they’re petrified of the car they’re driving.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

“The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought ‘em anyway. Ground ‘em up, mixed em into a gel. And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison! I am deathly ill…”

Every party has a party pooper...

She’s only missing one crucial ally.

I think it is pretty safe to say he was the King of Jalop’s.

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GI60S good idea. But now I am thinking GI60S2 is an even better idea:

Wrong one.

Nah. Some of us looked at it, twiddled a bit, noticed the smell of burning wood, and hopped out.

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AvE just posted another bridge video. He figured out why and how the bridge collapsed. Needless to say, there will be massive lawsuits.

Him and This Old Tony