...then they came for the methane, but I was too embarrassed to tell them I farted...

What do you mean “called their bluff”? Dem voters, especially minorities and women, clearly chose Clinton over Sanders. By a large margin. The choice was simple. Vote D and avoid exactly what we have now. White Millenials couldn’t deal with that fact and now deserve the haranguing from articles like this.

Businesses are run with only the bottom line and enrichment of investors/stockholders in mind.

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

Privatizing government functions that are somehow coercive in nature (prisons, tax collection/IRS, etc.) is a shit idea and always will be. It’s undemocratic to give that kind of power to a private entity.

Like all of Trump’s “initiatives,” this one will thrill his core but lead to nothing substantive. The reason that government is not run like a business is that it is not a business.

“No one expected a business man to completely understand the nuances, the complicated ins and outs of Washington and its legislative process,” the Fox News host said. Ryan, however, is a different story. “You come in with all your swagger and experience and sell them a bill of goods which ends up a complete and…

Let us all rejoice, but do not forget this bill failed, in large part, because IT WASN’T CRUEL ENOUGH to suit the needs of the far-right Freedumb Caucus nutjobs.

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

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I will never forgive Bill Cosby for taking Bill Cosby from me.

This opening statement from Adam Schiff lays out pretty clearly how fucked up Trump’s ties are to Russia

from The Onion

You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to see how’s Trump’s behaviors towards Russia contradict everything about him and totally points to something suspicious.

Haunted kale.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I don’t think that celebrity endorsements / opposition are as effective as people like to believe.

No, because she spent like 20 minutes going over why it was so important for people to see his tax returns, without mentioning that the documents that she possessed answered literally NONE of those questions. We knew the guy made money, we knew he paid as little income tax as possible. As a trump hater even I say who…

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Irresponsible journalism. Maddow dithered for 20 minutes about nothing, and then the big reveal was 2 pages with no sources of income. Trump should absolutely release his full returns, but don’t pretend like what she had was anything worthwhile.