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“Unlawful presence” is A:) not a crime, B) is a term of art specifically referring to bars on reentering the United States and is not some kind of general ground for being deported, and C) is therefore something that, under the Immigration and Nationality Act, does not have a single legal effect until such time as an

Even if you are an illegal immigrant you have rights because you are first a person.

You’re the one who sounds like a prick here. Fucking asshole.

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

If someone said I could punch only one of the 3 of them, I’d probably become paralyzed by indecision.

Best part? Those fuckers are so dumb that my auto-fill worked on the survey. It took me 3 minutes because my petty answers were already recorded.

Just throwing this out there. Apparently the Democrats “sabotaged” the first one.

If I was a POW with lifelong injuries from the torture I endured and some asshole who got deferments from that war for college and a heel spur mocked me I would slap him in the face. And do everything I could to make his fucking life miserable regardless of whether or not we were from the same political party. For

Fuck tolerance. Tolerance was never my watchword. The right-wing put that label on my beliefs. I never “tolerated” people of different sexualities or gender identities or heritages or religious stances than mine. To tolerate something is to endure something that is objectionable. Maybe a conservative tolerates those

Breaking News: Racist Invites Racist Onto His Television Show.

Any leader who calls a free and independent press “the enemy of the people” is an existential threat to democracy.

(you need to delete the ref_src thing)

Apparently Ben was served divorce papers on the set while filming “Justice League”.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

If Donald is an incompetent asshole, it’s hardly unfair to him to point it out.

People aren’t seeing movies because they’ve become too expensive. In NYC, I pay on average, $15.00 a ticket. More if it’s in 3d or RPX or whatever tacked on nonsense charge. It’s a minimum of $50.00 just to sit down with my wife and kid. I enjoy going to the movies, but many people don’t have the luxury of ponying up

It’s clear he hates the job, and only loves being adored. Unfortunately for him, the presidency is a thankless job where he will be subject to endless criticism.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.