I like to think they wrote the part for Kathy Griffin, and when she wasn’t interested all they could find in the resulting scramble for the shoot was a Lucy Ricardo wig and a woman willing to work for scale. Like, the original concept was the intestines walking around with a mic, doing some stand-up, maybe heckling…

The load of shit she got always struck me as very bitch eating crackers.

About five years ago, my husband Adam and I decided that it was finally time to start looking to purchase a house. We had always talked about buying an older, fixer upper home because we’ve had the idea that they hold more charm and character. Plus we can appreciate a place that has it’s own quirks and we love the…

My mom tells us not to talk about it, but there is something sensitive about our family. We feel things, and then we bite our tongues to prevent bothers from thinking we are nuts.

I’m not a good storyteller and I’m not sure this is scary but here it goes.

This isn’t my story, personally, but it’s one that has kicked around my family for so long that it definitely feels like it’s mine. It’s been told and re-told, but I do think that the central details are very solid.

This took place when I was about 10 years old. My mom had rather quickly filed for divorce, but she only had a part-time job and made very little money, so finding a place to stay that was affordable and available immediately was tough. A friend of hers told her that she and her husband had…

I have occasional sleep paralysis too, or at least that is what I am choosing to believe. It’s usually the same every time: can’t move or scream, but I can blink and move my eyes and cry. I always have the same hallucination every time, I see a tall, thin, faceless man and two creepy as fuck children. They usually…

Wow. I’m sorry, but you missed the entire point of this article- you literally left out what the problem is. The state police SEIZED the tens of thousands (estimated 45,000) of voter registration forms that were filled in by voters, but need to be turned in. All of those people who registered to vote will be…

And now, your Friday feels:

god bless the wapo

Not into watching scary movies but I do love to read the Wikipedia plot summaries for them. Will be checking this one out!

“I have legally used the tax laws to my benefit...Honestly, I have brilliantly used those laws.”

Vet with PTSD here. The thing that enrages me are the words “strong enough”. Yes, for a variety of reason people react differently to trauma. You can have a front line marine see a year of action and come back fine and you can have someone like me who only almost got blown up once come home with issues.

Did anyone copy edit this post? Like, at all?

“They are officers that shouldn’t be in uniform,” Robert Mann, the victim’s brother, told the Sacramento Bee.

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

Just because he’s too stupid to know how to tie a noose doesn’t mean that isn’t exactly what he intended the rope to represent. Anyone with a cursory understanding of the history of lynching in the south knows what he was implying with that rope.

First off, it’s spelled sqerel. Secondly, people in some regions eat sqerel meat.