MURDER LOL IDK

My husband once found googley eyes at work and brought them home. He placed them on everything in the refrigerator. It was very strange waking up at 6am and everything looking at me

They have to require it for a miscarriage, otherwise “only aborted fetuses” would give their game away as what it is: obstruction. Which goes to show AGAIN they don’t actually care about women and their well-being despite what they say, because they’re emotionally and financially punishing a women for a miscarriage.

Let me preempt my comment by saying I love Samantha Bee’s show, and I also find the folks who supported Sanders but are now voting Trump exasperatingly stupid as well, and I am by no means a bernie-bro (although I did vote for him in the primaries).

Hence the drawback with picking a not-very-bright VP candidate. Pence’s walkback will be pitiful. Then again, he was the only one dumb enough to take the job so...

If “not liberal enough” is your reason to not vote for Hillary when the alternative is *actual fascism*, your liberalism is just narcissism

I see. So if you include people of color in a fantasy movie – in a context where they were actually present – that’s political showcasing. It’s distracting and won’t “let the woman have her movie.” Their melanin sucks up all the attention on the screen.

I had to use one of those chip readers today and the checkout lady straight-up got mad at me. Like she’s getting all exasperated, going “Use the pen to sign, use the pen!” and IT’S NOT ASKING FOR A SIGNATURE LADY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Kim is defending a loved one from character assassination. If it was just a feud about him and a colleague, it would be one thing. But Taylor has lied about him consistently to the public. That is obviously another matter entirely.

How convenient that, after the dust settled with MLK, his story was re-written by white dudes as one where one of the good ones knew his place, and was polite and civil, and therefore was simply granted everything he wanted, making him the perfect role model for “the blacks” these days who wouldn’t have a problem if…

YES Tatiana Maslany!

If you got so drunk that a mugger noticed and decided to take advantage of that, a lawyer wouldn’t attempt to use your drunkenness to get the mugger off charges.

My favorite was the #bravotv, as if Bravo didn’t drop her years ago.

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

I don’t think the timeline thing is that much of a deal, I believe the plots we are seeing from different characters are all operating on slightly different timelines, when it flashes from a jon scene to an Arya my scene my understanding is that it’s not always the same day. In reality we have absolutely no idea when…

You serious rn?

Remember when one of the Frey boys repeatedly stabbed Talisa’s pregnant belly and another slit Catelyn’s throat? Remember Walder’s smirk as he watched them and Robb die? They deserved every bit(e) of Arya’s cruel revenge.

“Observe and replicate. The Hu-Man animal shows affection to its brood mate by clasping the extremities of the forelimb.”