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Who will play Sean Penn?

Yeah but he’s overlooking the part where Congress has to approve a Convention of States, which they haven’t done

It really is different when you are in it. Trust me. I had lots of friends and family who were in the service - all branches before I joined and it has never, until this point been a fellow service member who has jumped me about perceived anti-american/anti-military conversation.

Fuck hair loss, skin lesions, hypertension, etc. The children who have elevated levels of lead (more than zero is too much) are literally retarded now, to whatever degree they were affected. There is no remedy or cure for childhood lead poisoning - the best you can do is educational and psychiatric intervention to try

It’s not that George sucks as a movie maker. He doesn’t. He’s made and is capable of making very good movies.

My diet resolution for the new year...

BAJINGO

It is damn hilarious (when it’s not about you)! There is nothing funny (to me) about hurt feelings. That’s what is underneath the “outrage” and “offense.” It’s hurt. Laughter is the best medicine, but if your humor hurts a minority that is already being shit on, then your comedy is poison.

I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.

Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!

Wha...? You were *already* at an age at which some girls start menstruating (I had friends who got their period at age 9), and she told you that utter nonsense when the topic was actually broached, giving her the perfect opportunity to discuss a biological reality? So she wanted you to be frightened and ignorant when

Do you know what a comments section is?

I am STILL angry about the American family with the huge budget who moved to Morocco. They looked at all these amazing palatial Moroccan-style homes with the inner courtyard and vintage tiles and fountains and shit. In the end, they bought a plot of land and built a mother-fucking McMansion. Like...if it was in Texas,

I hate when I get here before the other commenters...

Making love to a man underneath a blood waterfall: all I want for Christmas, tbh.

i hate anne geddes but these chubby lil mermaids are making a strong case for her.

Surely you can’t have misinterpeted that quote in such a literal way, but hey, at least it provided an opening to detail your diet for everyone!

Shh, she needs to make it all about her and her very regimented and superior diet which totally isn’t some kind of disorder, but she is going to tell us what she eats for every fucking meal every fucking day and how healthy and better than our diets it is, but she’s fine and perfect. Ugh.