“You can feel high just by getting high”.

That's because almost every Pixar movie is miles beyond its closest competitor. (I know Cars sucks, and Dragon is great, but the rule holds for almost all other instances). 

Especially since the deleted content is literally just common journalist ethics for reviewing a comedy show. (Ie, don’t just type out all the jokes you remember). But this is jezebel, and I fear not a single writer on this site has such “ethics”. 

This is an idiotic reply. You're not an idiot , are you ? 

At least no one has to facilitate this. Like it or leave it, his comedy comes from his (gross) mind and isn’t put upon anyone else to help him come back. If he’s been writing jokes and clubs are willing to book him, that’s the way it is.

Honestly why are you willing to bend over backwards to justify her here? Hasn’t this site published articles like this before, where a has-been artist is too big for their britches and treats the “little people" like shit? And don't y'all usually grab the pitchforks for that shit?

She made one incredible album. I do not understand why she gets protection from the “one hit wonder” or “flash in the pan” titles (of course I do, because she has an army of insufferable stans).

Follow the thread before commenting there friend . I was replying to someone asking why she was still relevant. Not defending her stupid decisions or possible crimes.

That’s not how geography/ demographics works buddy. The Bay Area is a major market. Even the East Bay alone would count as a major market. Hence they are a major market team.

That first link is for affiliate marketing. You, sir or ma'am , are a huge piece of shit. 

Nah. Trying too hard and failing at being witty. You're playing yourself here bud. 

Unfortunately never, because her verse on “Monster” still fucking slays. 

This is literally the definition of “Fake news”.

Yes but if Harron actually did this research, this site wouldn't be the laughable clown show we all know and love. 

This is the most personally relevant story I’ve ever seen on the internet.

How are there more stars for this cliched joke than there are for the original post which coined that great phrase?!

Yeah but... facts... amirite?

What? 2.5 Asshats came out well before Amazon /Netflix were robust options.

Genuinely curious:

Two words for you bro: Tahoe Tweezer