It’s a safe bet that if you check this archived article a year from now, most of these comments will make sense as Ashley/someone with common sense will have removed this absurd sentence from the article.

You're misusing incel. I get the point you're trying to make, it's on Reddit, but in your comic example Death IS being pretty bitchy. 

You decide where to look on the screen based on where the character’s eye lines are?...

Netflix just checked their own market valuation and confirmed they are ok losing you as a client in this case. Have a nice life though!

Again, these screenings are happening all over the country. Be less lazy and gather screening links and info that applies to more of your audience.

What witnesses? And how many times has a crime like this been solved by “door entry logs”?

Why bother putting Ned flanders in the song at all if every other lyric is the same stupid rap bragging as all their songs.

Shut up, Meg. 

Considering “family buns” isn't a dirty phrase people use, no need to rewrite. Weak jokes are in vogue here anyways. 

Some white people were confused on twitter, as were people of other races. These people are clearly in the minority.

So single study that supports the opposing viewpoint = not conclusive.

TIL:  I still don't give a shit about AE denim. 

TIL:  I still don't give a shit about AE denim. 

Zero examples in your post? Try a little harder and add some images Claire. I know it will take a little effort, but come on you're just aggregating anyways. 

And that is being very, very generous.

Why bother with these posts when you provide info on only one of the dozens of nationwide screenings?

I’m not sure you’re the one to determine if your tweets were funny. They weren’t, btw. But nice to see you’re staying humble.

It would be wise to assume that reviews are not necessarily written with a “mastered the game already, bro” audience in mind.

Tonally confusing doesn’t even begin to describe the ending.

You guys should really just start filing these under “Look what I found on Reddit this weekend”.

This is a dumb response for a myriad of reasons. You know where you are leaving this comment, right ?