When it’s impossible to comprehend how someone could be attracted to something so wrong and so illegal, it’s important to realize that it is a severe mental illness driving an irrepressible compulsion.

Agree with everything here, except that no Trevor Noah quip “kills”.

Genuinely curious. In the first video, someone in line is clearly saying “you don’t have my consent” while being filmed. His face is unobscured.

Not really though. This was a dusting of snow. It was a Great Lakes blizzard.

Yes but 100x more people will be reading this article than would be digging up the police report on their own

Oh dear

Fun fact:

Holy shit this is some grade-A trolling. The responses are fantastic... how is the username not clueing people into the fact that this is a joke?!

If this were Reddit, that comment would be buried beneath 50 lines of lame puns about someone named “Gabby” staying silent.

Keenan Thompson is a national treasure.

Keenan Thompson is a national treasure.

Nah

With the visage of a grotesque mummified Jerry Jones topping this article, nitially read this as Lemon Party.

Nerd-speak for “username checks out”

Why did this thought land in this article’s comments section?

“Hey boner” is a sound drop they commonly use on the show. He didn’t say it live, Fred the sound guy played the clip during the interview.

Horse = heroin. It was a shocking story TBH.

Give these people who get dozens of media requests daily more than a few hours to send a reply before lighting those torches.

Bills fan here.

Honestly curious, where are you guys ordering Dominoes? The ~5 or so times I’ve had it over the past couple years, mainly in central/Northern California, it has been irredeemably awful.