Maybe people should just off themselves or remain homebound when they get old or if they become disabled and don’t have the money to take cabs everywhere since they need a seat on the subway/Metro? If you can’t afford to make alternative arrangements for travel, you may have issues affording your care. Like, maybe you…

I don’t generally offer my seat to a pregnant woman on the Dave Barry principle:

What would preclude a person from running for Congress and keeping half a photo of Sean Spicer in their bushes?

Why not all? Sprinkle a little joy into the hard work

Protip: Print off a few quotes to sprinkle under the bushes. They make great fertilizer.

No need for a caption, his face is how I feel about that.

Obvious misogynistic trolls are obvious, amirite?

Put your partner first.

Yes, nothing says “I love you” like an implicit, threatening demand for reciprocity.

Ahh, Mother’s Day, when those of us who are not on speaking terms with abusive parents get guilted to hell and back because “she’s your mother!”

(protip: Do not do this.)

While I’m willing to accept such a wound may not heal, I have never subscribed to this “once a cheater, always a cheater” mantra. Do you also refuse to believe reformed criminals? Criminals that committed much more serious transgressions?

The child is, according to the story, 7 years old. If they can manage another 10~ years, I guess at that point I wouldn’t care which way they go. But at this stage, I feel like there is a chance at saving it. Other than the problem that she was made aware of until recently, she stated most of the marriage was fine.

I would say you haven’t been in many relationships. People are flawed. We do hurtful things to people, including people we love, sometimes. It’s just a reality of the human condition. Real life is messy. Now, none of that excuses the action, nor does it justify it, my only point is that whenever there is an issue like…

Dear god. As always, the comment section is a cesspool of emotional immaturity and rampant neomasculine misogyny. I love reading your stuff, Harris. It’s insightful, smart, funny and sometimes helpful! It’s a breath of fresh air in an internet filled with man-children. However, in all my time perusing your articles…

THIS. That is exactly it. It's not that we don't make it bountifully clear. When we're talking about hints here, it's like people think we're being subtle. We're not. 'Hints' comprise everything shy of going "GET THE FK AWAY FROM ME YOU HUMAN LAMPREY": constantly turning down every invitation to do anything, ever;…

I have Asperger's Syndrome and, while I at one time had difficulty understanding social cues, have worked hard to be more receptive. I know on a rational level what is and what is not appropriate, even if I may not immediately grasp why.

Sorry, guys, but this isn't one of your binary waifu simulator smut games. Social interaction is a complicated dance, and sadly, if you can't even two-step then you will die alone.

Hints are communication, it's just a social norm that some people are oblivious to. Seems odd, though, that instead of taking advice and learning to pick up on obvious body language, you'd rather insult anyone using it as being inhuman.

Except most well adjusted people do get hints, because somebody hinting at something and somebody getting the hint makes social situations less awkward and less direct. There's nothing insulting in this article unless you're a man looking to be insulted. If somebody has to be that direct to you, then you've already…

So youre saying the terrible behavior of men is completely excused, its all on her to cease our advances rather than the man stop being a goddamn creep?