“These people have awful names.”

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

S.T.A.B. - Smile To make it All Better

Saddest part was a disheveled Jim Tomasula driving around in his van, collecting and re-selling the golf balls. He’s keeping the job until pre-season starts “ya never know”

Cardinals are the #6 scoring offense in the league & they held them to 19. Cards then scored 34 IN Seattle.

Your analysis of Atlanta’s defense isn’t wrong overall, but it completely overlooks a highly relevant point, which is that the Falcon’s defense is very, very young and a lot of those outrageous DVOA numbers and such were piled on in the first two thirds of the season. Over the last third of the season, the defense has…

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Minus 4 to 5 days, depending on cycles.

Better than whatever shithole you live in mofo, we going to the SUPERBOWL!

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Low enough for him to trip over, resulting in another torn ACL.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

I swear if I could have behind the scenes access to one sport it would be pro golfers. Drugs, orgies, porn stars, fucking other players wives, partying, female celebrities, models, millions of dollars, strip clubs and gambling and that’s just on Tiger’s resumé. I swear the PGA tour is the Wild West to this day.

A Savage ending for two careers this afternoon.

Just not his thyme yet.

It will never be enough (and not necessarily all sour grapes over leaving. STL could never compete with Stan’sshrine, but they way the NFL and Kroenke treated the city was horrific).

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Compared to the guys who protected Sandusky, he’s still the only hero of the story.