Monica Lewinsky lives in NYC.

I bet his profile says STR8 FOR TS and he’s like NO DUDES

Now I’m trying to decide if i would die of shame if I had sex with Marshall Mathers

She looks practically prepubescent.

as a vet i don’t like that kind of talk from overgrown chumps in rose sunglasses

the AV club commentariat:

Mercy inspired me to become a more compassionate woman. She also inspired me to take myself and my appearance more seriously now that I’m in my thirties. I am now blonde.

What does he mean when he says

Don’t you talk about my future husband like that.

Really looking forward to Jaguar Junction this week.

I thought only white people did this tbh

Will of “the people” or not, I think the idea that Trump is the “true face of America,” carries more weight than we are comfortable admitting.

I mean it was a good hit, but fuck writing an apology for slapping a cop.

Lil Caesar’s >PJ’s

Tone it down, Daryl.

Can’t wait till sex is banned

this is why i only fuck black guys.

I once saw Cornell West rap his answers to W.E.B. DuBois’ four questions, over the Brooklyn College Latin Jazz Band.

So real

Just had to make sure Frustrated Dom wasn’t a real guy

I sometimes get so worked up in competitive matches, maybe I need to start acting dickish too.