I like the fact that him being a locksmith makes him more dangerous because “he can get into anything.”

I feel like I should move back home. NYC is a nightmare

I’m a masters mercy and I haven’t gotten play of the game ONCE since she was changed. It basically takes valk double rez with TWO pistol kills (cuz ive done 1 and still not gotten it) or to use the chain to heal thru mutliple ults.

I just think we should throw as many children in jail as possible.

Relevant Simpsons clip

Requesting bans is such an interesting social manoeuver that’s unique to their setting.

Obama and Trump don’t walk into peoples houses and wreck up the place.

Christ was a skinny transsexual who got beat to death for being radically kind.

I’m always hoping someone will fuck the white of me

Just need a few more social media posts and i’m sure this noble goal will be accomplished

should men go out onto the street and tsk tsk the other men out there? the only hope is that each generation of men adopts better overall attitudes. These ideas are instilled in childhood, through puberty into adulthood. Some people think nothing ever changes but that’s because they have a flea’s perspective.

I didn’t know being thin made you virtuous! Thanks, eating disorder!

I’ll be 100% honest, when I first saw his photo, I expected the harassment claim to be from a young twink.

heather, if only i could articulate the amount of money i lost on TF2 boxes. I was an unusual addict and I definitely have a gambling issue. Thanks for this article <3

I’m going to cancel my account with a link to this article attached, if that’s cool.

Did people not say YEA BABY before Austin Powers? Haha

She doesn’t look like she personally eats a lot of tacos.

After a certain amount of surgery and time (spent not eating tacos), women like her all look like transsexuals.

I finally broke into masters with her

None of you fuckers are allowed in tranny scouts, which is me and my friends baking a bunch of cookies with weed in them, and then eating them.