Just make sure the check clears first.

Having been in that situation as a guest of Uncle Sam, I don’t want to meet people who would do it for fun. :)

“something something Benghazi something emails something something cuck Shillary something snowflake!”

A general xd5000e will give you about two charges with its 12 gallon tank of diesel. Granted, it’s also $3500 and weighs ~250 lbs and takes up 12 cubic feet of space. ThE combination can still get 2 people and a modest amount of gear WELL off the beaten path, let them stay there a few days, and get back.

I’d go for an MGB GT.

I will personally dump a chum covered Phelps in the ocean if you make sure every article referring to the WWE includes quotes around any words suggesting the results are not scripted, i.e.,  a “wrestler” “defeated” another “wrestler” to “win” a “championship belt.”

Between my doctorin’ and huntin’ axes, usually.

Probably not, but that will be his story.

“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

I would guess about here

If this race team doesn’t try to get a Swiffer sponsorship, they’re fucking up.

Self heating bowls!

Does anyone?

In my experience it’s usually from the guy with green stuff leaking out of his dick.

Bet your other bowls can’t do this!

Sounds reasonable. The important thing is we all get a chance to piss on it.

I’d never trust my Tesla to ballet parking.

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