When R. Lee. Ermy was a drill Sergeant it would have been ubiquitous across at least the Army and Marines, and would have been one of the milder epithets in use. It was universal in 1976.

You want a transit bus you need to watch govdeals.com.

It’s all electronic now, nobody runs two nanny-boxes.

More likely a spook.

Aren’t pretty much ALL fish “prehistoric” outside of nonsense like koi, and aren’t they all related to something from 300 million years ago?

Reliable sources (I pulled it out of my ass) tell me a non-white person was spotted near the State line and may have been headed into New Hampshire.

If you’re listening to Le Batard for “scores and highlights” all I can say is “You don’t get the show”.

If you really want your mind blown look up the guy Jeremiah Johnson was based on, Joe Johnston. Quite possibly the biggest badass who ever lived. He actually declared war on an entire tribe for killing his pregnant wife and killed, in single combat, over 300 warriors, including 20 hand-picked by the Chief’s Mother as…

And the least risk of injury.

How will he be able to afford food and shelter now?

There’s always a next time...

Don’t miss her necklace: two red balls hanging on a blue rope.

Pro-tip to any lady who finds herself with an uninvited man’s dick in her mouth.

Maybe those were his actual balls on Nancy’s necklace...

And just what do you imagine that would do? He can have a flat on the trailer without even noticing it until the tire shreds, and can have several without slowing down if he simply doesn’t give a shit.

I’ll perform his surgery for free, just let me sharpen my Kabar...

Stormy Daniels is counterprogramming by folding her underwear, in her underwear, on Instagram.

This guy wasn’t even a tread-head, seems like he was in supply in a Field Artillery unit or something. Certainly proved that M60s make poor submarines.

I was leading a deuce-and-a-half once, in my jeep, crossed a wash and my tires made tracks maybe 3 inches deep. The truck dropped down on the frame.

In that mud nobody would be able to see you after 15 minutes. They were seriously at risk of adding more equipment to the grave. Every flag officer on post with access to a helicopter was out for a look. A royal clusterfuck.