Don’t miss her necklace: two red balls hanging on a blue rope.

Pro-tip to any lady who finds herself with an uninvited man’s dick in her mouth.

Maybe those were his actual balls on Nancy’s necklace...

And just what do you imagine that would do? He can have a flat on the trailer without even noticing it until the tire shreds, and can have several without slowing down if he simply doesn’t give a shit.

I’ll perform his surgery for free, just let me sharpen my Kabar...

Stormy Daniels is counterprogramming by folding her underwear, in her underwear, on Instagram.

This guy wasn’t even a tread-head, seems like he was in supply in a Field Artillery unit or something. Certainly proved that M60s make poor submarines.

I was leading a deuce-and-a-half once, in my jeep, crossed a wash and my tires made tracks maybe 3 inches deep. The truck dropped down on the frame.

In that mud nobody would be able to see you after 15 minutes. They were seriously at risk of adding more equipment to the grave. Every flag officer on post with access to a helicopter was out for a look. A royal clusterfuck.

The tracks were covered when the “recovery” started, they gave up when the driver’s hatch filled with mud. Almost lost a backhoe too.

I saw, with my own eyeballs, an M60A1 tank get covered over and buried at Fort Hood because two M88 Tank retrievers and two bulldozers couldn’t get it out. Got written off as destroyed in training.

Aliens, playing bocce.

I’ve been driving over-the-road for 30 years, have probably had 25 or more pumpkins land on the Interstate next to me around Halloween; next to me because when going under an overpass within a few nights either way from Halloween I change lanes so the spotter reports the wrong lane to the dropper. Watched a family of…

I remember reading about the Explorer Club in NYC serving mammoth at one (or more) of their exotic dinners.

These things are glorified “coal rollers”, and identify the owners as stupid.

They will be killed and replaced. If they were in an “enclosure” in South Africa they were captive-bred lions. There’s a good chance they’ll be moved and sold to rich assholes who will pay extra for the cache of killing a known maneater, which scam they can pull several times.

There’s no video but in 1982 a guy stole an M-60 in Mannheim, Germany and ran over (I think) 18 cars and knocked over an entire streetcar before getting trapped on a bridge over the Main River. When he tried to turn around he went through the side and landed, upside down, in the river. Took a few days to get a big…

The Answer

Always an optimist...

This auction is closing just across the holler from me tomorrow, that Pierce-Arrow seems cheap...