Hippos are dicks. The bulls are constantly convinced that everybody is trying to run off with their womenfolk, so they go through life as 3-ton horny, jealous submarines with huge teeth.

The same is true of all the wildebeast watching, and the croc, and the hippos.

Didn’t need to. Kill something, preferably big. Move to where it goes down and eat it. Make the women do all the work (throw in a little “hunting magic” they aren’t allowed to know), sit around and drink beer or mead and tell lies, then when the meat runs out or gets too gamey go kill something.

Literature in the absence of literacy is like boners in the absence...

One guy figured out gunpowder, but there might have been 50 more that were getting close. The guy that got it to light first might have had two or three uses in mind, none of which involved the guns on the New Jersey. But that was where it was going to end up.

It’s not that it’s in “Bird Law”, you got it from the Trump University School of Bird Law...

I would absolutely never murder two people for a Jaguar.

It would do a steady 135 on flat ground, but with a 20+ mile downgrade...

Let me know when the estate auction is.

Cheapest drug there is, and it’s legal.

Owning one doesn’t necessarily mean knowing anything about them. I bought a ‘69 911 Targa in 1980, drove it all over Western Europe and got my money back in early ‘83 and never knew much about the car except you can get a speeding ticket where there’s no speed limit (there’s a lot of gravity coming back to Germany…

That woman had days when she looked as good as anything that ever shat between shoes...

Long term this should be handled by the local people.

Or several rescues by boat...

Local people will likely remember, and it might not be all that profitable in the long run.

Take all the water your compact will haul, somebody needs it and I’ll bet you run into them.

Want some cognitive dissonance go watch a West Wing...

I do almost the same thing, only with Hot Pockets in the microwave...

Doesn’t matter how stupid they need to be, they always rise to the challenge.

Nah, if you look close you can see the actual lights well clear of the water.