You either gotta laugh or cry, and they have plenty of water.

It’s okay, nobody will see them. Us grays are stealthy...

Can’t be out in your kayak without your PFD. It’s the law...

His aim ain’t what it once was.

She’s knitting one. When she gets it done she’ll start on a kayak...

It’ll never be as cool as this movie car coming up for auction...

I self-identify as Monica Bellucci’s husband, but that restraining order gets in the way...

The one in Pittsburg? I went there too!

That could well be a blank or tear gas pistol.

Dallas is ample reason to hate all of Texas, and parts of Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana.

By all that is Holy I hope they both lose. Maybe the ref will knock them out...

They elected his ass over and over, they should pay through the nose (or other bodily orifices).

A slight correction, if I may:

He’ll go to a camp. No concertina wire around it but there are no “Club Feds” anymore, because we quit locking up lots of major Mob guys (they once paid for bocci ball courts to be installed at a BUNCH of prisons, most are still used). Think of the most boring summer camp imaginable with a rotating cast of life-long…

Maybe it’s coincidence that it happened twice so close together.

Not to mention that southwestern Tanzania is home to lions, leopards, elephants, Cape Buffalo, black and green mambas, puff adders, boomslangs and several kinds of cobras, to list just a few of the locals...

Seems like the only environmental similarity between 8,000 meters down and 1,000 is both are wet, so I’m guessing it wouldn’t do well even if you slowly brought/forced it up.

I’m all for anybody who has the desire having a firearm, but MOVIES ARE NOT INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS!! You owe it to yourself and everyone around you to get training in proper storage, handling and use if you have a firearm.

I had a Mazda rotary wagon in the late ‘70s that would do that, and boil smoke. Would also sit for a few seconds after shutoff and then unleash a “bang”. Backed up to a grocery store in Killeen, Texas getting supplies for a barbeque and got inside before it blew out a plate glass window. Finally warped the rotor (?)…

You auditioning for Trump’s Cabinet?