Well, I'm convinced! *wet fart*

By all (valid) reports, the Hawks will remain in ATL. I believe this and, as an ATL fan (yes, we exist), I approve. The Seattle noise is the same tired old merry-go-round media frenzy that happens every time an owner sneezes. Do not believe.

^^ This person is a wet blanket. ^^

Don't forget Cousin Eddie! He was an integral part of destroying the Mothership and fully equipped with a fantastic one-liner.

You don't just get over one of the most iconic screwjobs to ever exist. It basically defines screwjob. Also, I don't think HE'S the one that isn't over it as much anymore. He went back and did a reconciliation tour. Mostly it's us as fans that enjoy hearing more and more details about the situation. If a hardbound,…

A few disagreements...

Negative. He was a Jewish man and used the slur "kike" or "kyke." Though, explaining this makes me feel somewhat bad as I drew this conclusion based on the fact that the man was wearing glasses, had curly hair, and a prominent nose and therefore must be Jewish and using that slur. I'M NOT RACIST.

I believe you miss part of the point of a Godzilla movie sir. He's not supposed one of those gaudy, screen hogging monsters that the youngsters like these days. Less is more when you own like Godzilla.

Did IAMBlastedBiggsLostBurner ever stop being definitely not angry and totally accepting of other points of view? I actually agree with most of what he said, just without the shouting, whining, pitching-a-fit tone he conveyed his thoughts with. Like a spoiled toddler. Whom you should not beat. See? I brought it full…

NO. Sparkling water is the devil's refreshment.

All right, gather together! Pitchforks out...menacing grimaces on!

Drew also said he buys his children three different kinds of chicken nuggets and cuts their sandwiches into heart-shapes. It's all cutesy fun and games at first, but this is the kind of parenting that leads to you seriously contemplating throwing a hot fist of shut-the-fuck-up in a child's face for throwing a thunder…

Yes, your differently minded comments are proof of, uh, greater something. Thanks for stopping by!

Is that a gross part of Alaska that for some reason enjoys the Ravens? If so, I can only assume the poor washed out icehumpers of that state are just now seeing the Flacco Fluke Super Bowl win and getting on that late bandwagon.

True. You can be a transcendent individual by day who just happens to eat babies on the weekend, but it's not like this makes you a full time baby eating monster who is all bad.

If you have a need to check the inside of your fast food sandwich (i.e. you dislike something that could come on it) then you are by definition a pussy. This could include, but not be limited to: "Mayo is gross," "Pickles make me throw up," or "I'll have an allergic reaction and die if I eat tomatoes." All things…

GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING I CAN'T VOTE IT'S MY RIGHT MY ASS IS SO FAT I NEED TO BE HEARD GO BUFFCHIK DIP

Sabritones. Delicious Mexican Wheat snack that will make any saliva surrender like the French and vacate your mouth with nothing but dried wheat infantry to decimate your pallet. Totally worth it.