That kitten obviously looks like it doesn't want to be there.

Woo, all of this has made thirsty. I think I'll get a Big Gulp.

Jurassic World takes place in New York City?

And yet you still don't have the one I'm thinking of. It's red. It says 'ketchup' on it!

Nuts & Gum
Together at last!

I didn't know twins worked at the A.V. Club.

Pokemon was also my first experience with serialisation. When I woke up on 12 September 2001 and saw people running in smoke and dust on TV, the first thought that crossed my mind was "Aw, I wanted to see what was going to happen in the next episode of Pokemon…"
I was a simple child back then.

There are small pockets of Reddit communities that aren't awful, but in the end, ignorance is bliss.

Wait… you don't make $150k+ a year?

Dynamite with a laser beam.

Much profit.

Maybe their opinions are just Tangled up.

I wouldn't mind a Pixar-produced Super Meat Boy movie.

This will be one fun summer.

Oh, McDonald's definitely do not give a damn, I remember seeing these mascots in Europe a few years ago.

Jewel is still alive?

Please don't post too quickly, I don't have time to ketchup with everything.

Wait, let me get this straight… everyone who attends gets a free jet ski?

Hey, where's your movie?!

"It's JesusTime was filmed in front of a now-unholy studio audience."