Well, excuuuse me, Mr. Dictionary Man.

2011 is "a couple of years ago"?

RIP A.V. Club Crossword

Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes, her-pes.

The A.V. Club
Dick: “I miss it.”

Silent Love (shh!)

Hey, everyone! Go to the front page of Wikipedia right now…

I haven't watched this episode, and I don't plan to at the moment, but this is quite a polarising episode. Quite a lot of people here really liked it, but I've read elsewhere that this was terrible, one even went as far as calling it "worst episode ever".

I don't think this contest is over yet, "Buzz"…if that is your real name. I believe there is still a little something called "the swimsuit competition".

I got an American Dad notification for this?

The first season of Lost. Or to be more specific, the pilot episode.

"Milk comes from Mexicans?! Oh my God, what's cereal made from?!"

And will George Michael get both mixed up again?

Does that make Queensland Florida?

@avclub-6307a12d5c9e2fb5f23518a9a0ee8dd1:disqus Actually, Moe throws the record out the window, which then lands in Smithers' car.

Don't you just love Pop Up Video?
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Try visiting Pen Island…

Argo Harder

Whatever, I'm gonna watch some porn.

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