Pay him no mind, he’s just salty because we own the moon, and he lives in a country that has flying poisonous crocodiles and no moon ownership.

As long a it’s only Instinct players. They need every win they can get.

Man, gym battles have really become scrambled.

By sheer luck I joined a gym owned by an Olympic Weightlifting coach, watched a lot of Olympians train, and even dabbled in the sport. Every day at the Olympics, the weight classes rise and the weights lifted rise with them. I find the competition incredibly compelling and telegenic, and every 4 years I wonder why…

I, for one, welcome tiny women dunkers.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

Well, I guess I can stop trying to get the trifecta. I already have the other two and only wanted Vaporeon for this.

Only Two People Know What Happened Between Ezekiel Elliott And His Girlfriend

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.

We’ll update this post if Taillon’s status changes at all.

The beach pig roast will be delayed due to unforseen awesomeness. Please remain calm.

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

This is a sober and measured comment.

I could argue that Kobe is the 4th best NBA player of his generation with KG (easily) and Dirk (definitely a stretch but an argument can be made) ahead of him.

I love Tim Duncan and am saddened at his retirement, so in the spirit of stirring up some shit for no reason: if you think Kobe Bryant was the best player of their generation, and not Timmy, you are a raving madman, wandering the desert shoveling peyote into his mouth, lost in the grip of his own feverish…

Sharing because im sure team valor thinks the same.

I hear they are going to add trading and other gen Pokemon in overtime. Also if they add peer to peer battles. This could last a long time if they play their Pokemon cards right. ;p

Tell that to Bruce Wayne.

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

(honestly, I don’t know what they’re called)