The pants-wetting analogy is gold. Here’s another:

I can’t believe people are that dense. Wait, I do believe it. My favourite thing to read these days is, “END THE LOCKDOWN! The infection and death numbers are low!” Hey genius, you ever think that the reason they’re low is BECAUSE of the lockdown?

I guess they could turn on their TVs...

From me buying their music—directly from them, if possible.

Well if you purchased the songs they got their cut then. Don’t know about the others, but Plex is based off of your own media that you have.

A single space is correct. Double-spacing is an artifact of typesetting conventions that no longer exist:

“Perfect Storm”—- Ohhhkk. Whatever you want to call your cleavage. Good on her for keeping up the momentum, but a spade is a spade.

I’m officially too old to “get” streamer culture. Like I get it, but I don’t “get” it. 

Honestly, I don’t care if people want to write their magnum opus about the recipe - and if there are people out there who actually read and enjoy it, that is lovely. Put the recipe at the top and your life story after it. Thus if people want to read how your great-grandparents personally won World War II with this…

read exactly one personal essay (provided to lend context to a recipe)

Love it!  This should be the default.  I hate seeing the same crap because someone commented on it.

VOTE. BY. MAIL.

1st gear: Why  do the words 'Trump administration', 'chaos', and 'confusion' always appear together in the same article? 

Just remember: if you show up to urgent care, your primary care, or the emergency room and get a COVID-19 test; yes you may have your copay for that test covered but you’ll still be on the hook for all other provider and facility charges.

Seems a little tone deaf to offer tickets to lure people into public places for any time in the near future.  I’m sure this was planned months ago, but they should delay this promotion.

The soup goes in a bowl, and the bowl goes on a plate

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

I’m skeptical about any form of voter predictability/turnout because I was alive in 2016.

I recently read this article about Bernie on Vox https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/2/25/21152538/bernie-sanders-electability-president-moderates-data . It really took a deep dive into the data to see how electable he actually is. To make a long story short, he could win, but it would take an unprecedented…

It’s not because people don’t get it. It’s because he’s smarmy:

That "professional" thing? That is some shit right there.