Thing is, in 1999 audiences left theaters satisfied, almost giddy, with Episode 1. Darth Maul was the character with the biggest impact and the climatic battle ended a 16 year light saber battle drought. It was in the years that followed that the nerd echo chamber exploded and public derision for the film came to the…

And the award for longest non sequitur rant goes to this dude!

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

But part of the issue is that we take steps to prevent those other kind of deaths. Meanwhile, we do fuck all about guns.

For women, that number is 30%.

Ah yes, a study conducted on Instagram, the bastion of truth in our society. Oh and they surveyed 961 men! Amazing!!

Aaand I’m even more glad I’ve never seen that.  Gene Wilder or GTFO. 

It’s a 0.8 mile ride in a car with 14 other people. Who would have sex in--oh, Vegas.

I suspect the real function of the driver is to clean up the barf and deter passengers from having sex in the cars.

Seriously, we’re *this close* to the GOP shouting “Are there no workhouses!?”

Christ, I can’t stand these Vichy bitches.

That she feels he is innocent, so there.  

In other words, a typical conservative and a typical republican.

“Well, MY rape was real, but not this one.”

(Inject those directly into…my arteries?)

Joule thief!

Sim City? What a great way to introduce your child to what addiction is like.

Let me tl:dr the article for you:

Remember how the GOP were all-a-tremble about the specter of Islamic Radicalization?