Ironic that the debate took place at the Reagan library because Reagan (aka “Republican Jesus”) would not have a chance in today’s Rep Party. He raised taxes several times, supported amnesty for immigrants, doubled the deficit, and signed a gun control bill into law.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

Nice vid. Very Buzzfeedian. My simple restaurant rules:

This is cool. I will be setting this up. Although I will say there is a fine line between professional looking and horribly tacky looking. One of my pet peeves are people’s email signatures that utilize 8 fonts, none of which are easily readable and using a company logo that’s about 8 dpi.

Headphones. Not necessarily for the sound quality, but for the durability, noise-canceling, and Bluetooth.

Check out AntennaWeb. You can enter your address, find out where all the nearby transmitters are, and what kind of antenna you’ll need to pick them up. It’s not a sure bet, but it should give you an idea of what to look for.

Check out AntennaWeb. You can enter your address, find out where all the nearby transmitters are, and what kind of…

I jus hope they’ve got plenty of money left over to repair those cars, after spending millions bribing FIFA. I guess they’ll have a bit saved from using slaves to build their empty skyscrapers and stadiums.

“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”

Be aware: If ordering from the US, shipping costs are automatically $20 for freighter fees from the Uk. You may want to wait until they have stock stateside before ordering.

It was not legal,

I’ve never really thought about it in this context, but the audiobooks I listen to while driving home from work (~20 minutes) work as a good decompression. I mostly wanted to fill the time with something better than music and to “read” more books, but I do find myself relaxed more and already feeling better about the…

But, Dihydrogen Monoxide is deadly in certain amounts! Shouldn’t I worry about that?

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

Draw me like one of your French girls.

“when the boss is drunk, don’t hold the cheese.”

I love how Scalia put this in a 2002 essay (unrelated to marriage rights) about the obligations of a public servant when their job duties conflict with their beliefs: “He has, after all, taken an oath to apply the laws and has been given no power to supplant them with rules of his own. Of course if he feels strongly…

My Macbook Pro was stolen a while back and after not living with it for a while I realized that I only used a small fraction of its capability. I replaced it with a Toshiba Chromebook 2 and I freaking love it. It’s light, stylish and does everything I want. The screen resolution is amazing. The only shortcoming it has…