Good fucking gravy.

They could have just saved themselves a lot of money by giving all the students used copies of Gone With The Wind.

Isn’t it really your move? The streets of America are paved with gold! Come on over and start a new life.

They mean a service. Not I bought one movie, I can download that one movie. They mean like I pay 99 dollars for a yearly subscription to a service for vast number of movies and I can now download any one of those I want to watch later.

It’s time to stop horsing around. Put the Ikea meatball jokes out to pasture.

Original content? I won’t hold my breath.

Amazon never charges you until they actually physically ship the product to you. You can cancel anytime before it is shipped.

So he’s one of three Presidents to visit all 50 states (does that mean since 1959, when the last two became states?), he’s one of two Presidents since FDR to visit Native American lands, and he’s the first President to ever (?!?!?!) visit the part of the US above the Arctic Circle.

I’ve had the best results with newspaper and Windex on my car, believe it or not.

Illegal immigration is not the issue here, that is just being used as a dog whistle for Racism.

I’m just hoping now that Falling Skies is done we’ll get Noah Wyle as a full-time cast member on The Librarians because I really liked him in that role.

Buffet, one of the most successful professional investors ever, says 6%-7%. That means you, John Q Public, can expect significantly less.

And he had a great sense of humor about himself.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

Oh, the Supreme Court? The Supreme Court that ruled that gay marriage was legal? That Supreme Court? Good luck with that, you ignorant fuck.

Don’t make us send Buzz over to visit your house.

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pro-tip: use locking caster wheels, so you don't slip and chop your thumb off when you put pressure on your cut.

The Innovage Jumbo Universal Remote will always win. Sure, it might look like its for your grandma when she visits, but knowing its impossible to lose the damn remote does pay back in the long run