Touche.

Keep in mind that Gingrich is the guy that impeached Bill Clinton for having an affair, while he himself was having an affair while his wife was dying from cancer.

Airports aren’t prepared? Well, duh. That’s why it’s called “Security Theater” not “Security Improv.”

Wait. I thought the whole reason we put up with the Oil & Gas industry (and Fracking, specifically) is because of all the jobs they create and the tax revenue they generate.

This cannot be overstated. The test is one thing, but getting to it can have a huge barrier. 

Even his “official” Presidential Photo looks like a constipated, mentally deficient orangutan.

Oh, bless his heart. He thinks they actually give a flying fuck. It’s adorable.

I’m pretty picky about audiobook narrations, but his narration of his Norse Mythology book was wonderful.

“Fresh” smoked cigarettes don’t smell the same, but they are fucking foul. Don’t sugar coat it. It’s a filthy, disgusting habit.

Oh Disney. You just don’t get Artemis Fowl. In the first book, he’s the villain. One with a conscience and uneasy about being the villain, but the villain nonetheless.

A bureau that strikes right at the heart of the banking industry, the chief problem facing American’s financial stability. The woman knows what the problems are and (more importantly) has a plan to fix it.

Read her books. She seriously understands economics both macro and micro. Warren has been training her whole life for this moment.

Get out of my house!!

If you think he gives two shits about his base, you haven’t been paying attention. He’s worried about himself. It’s a strange disease coming from foreigners. It’s also tanking the stock market, his one “claim of success” in his presidency (even though any idiot knows it’s not a marker of economic health).

They better have a good reason Peter Cullen isn’t voicing Optimus. I mean a DAMN good reason.

Man, I’d watch a whole Frasier spin off centered around Niles.

Does Germany have an equivalent to the US’s ADA where this stuff is codified?

Oh...but you will learn to love it.

That one mainly (looks good and I love everything Ron Moore has done). Plus The Morning Show looks good. Odds are, they’ll drop it on DVD/Blu Ray 6 months or so afterwards (or right before the next season comes out). I’ll grab it from the library and save myself some cash.

Dagnabbit. Another show I want to watch on Apple TV. (Might have to throw a few coins at Steve Jobs’ ghost if they don’t release these on DVD later)