My audiobook loving self laughs at your quaint, primitive ways.

I do.

Got a functioning liver and kidneys? Congratulations, you can fucking detox. Anything else is snake oil.

Someone was clearly sleeping through the movie only to wake and exclaim, “Space horseys!!!”

In uncertain times, it’s always nice to see Ken Buck continuing to embarrass Colorado. Sadly, his constituents are poorly educated, cousin-fucking morons that cheer on his stupid behavior.

I prefer “’Sup, bitches?!”

But that’s just me.

We also learned that Impeachment (or the threat of it) does nothing to curtail tantrums.

As long as you Checkout with a browser on Smile, you can shop and add-to-cart with app.

I do this, but my method is get a mouthful of water, bend over, then swallow. Works like a charm.

Decoy packages with explosive dye packs is not an option?

I don’t do the tea (my wife does, however, since she’s a singer), but I live on menthol drops and a metric tonne of water when I have a cold. I notice when I stop drinking, my nose clogs up.

Grey’s Law: “Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.”

Excellent tip. I will try this tonight!

Excellent tip. I will try this tonight!

We got some resealable silicon bags and I’ve been less than impressed with them. They stopped being resealable after a month or two of use (the “zip lock” part won’t go together). Anyone else had this issue or know of a brand that works better? We’re trying to make a conscious effort to reduce our plastic waste and…

We got some resealable silicon bags and I’ve been less than impressed with them. They stopped being resealable after…

And in some apps:

We did the audiobooks on road trips. Full cast audio and the kids loved them.

LOL! That’s cute. No, no. Fridays are when your boss urgently dumps all the crap they forgot about during the week on your desk.

Remember, you can die from Exposure.

Welcome to the world outside the bubble, you useless, self-aggrandizing shit stain.

I’ve gotten a few of these deals over the years and I have to say, cancelling Amazon Music is one of the easiest cancellations I’ve had to do. They make it super easy on their site. You can cancel before the month is up and it will end on the end date.

I’ve gotten a few of these deals over the years and I have to say, cancelling Amazon Music is one of the easiest…