If you’re blind as a bat (as my wife and son are), they do make corrective vision goggles. https://www.swimoutlet.com/prescription-swim-goggles-c9623/

I seriously don’t think any of these ideas are in his head until a reporter asks him the question. Then, bang-rattle-choke-wheeze, his brain regurgitates some word salad with the keyword(s) in it.

1.5x speed?

An Apple product that doesn’t work well or play with others?

WTF are you talking about? I’m the one slapping sunscreen on my wife and kids. And making sure they reapply. Most of my fellow dads are doing the exact same thing.

We’ve been using these for a couple of weeks now and I’m pretty impressed. Fairly easy to wash and dry and they’re holding up.

Bennett’s one of my senators and I have no fucking clue what he’s trying to pull. Between him and Hickenlooper, they are really making Colorado look bad.

We were stuck at SFO for 6 hours when our flight was cancelled. We thought we were boned since we couldn’t check in our bags (too early) and would have to drag them through security to get to anything. The SW rep sent us to the International Terminal where they have a food court (outside security) and (surprise!) a…

Be sure to leave comments about this behavior on Glassdoor. Warn the next person. Also, leave comments when the interview process is good, even if you don’t get the job.

“Mango Unchained” That’s a new one to me. Thanks, I needed that.

Ah the GCN controller. The apex of controller ergonomics.

Ah the GCN controller. The apex of controller ergonomics.

Paprika? That fucker probably thinks Miracle Whip is too much.

I don’t care about how it looks, I just prefer cursive because it’s faster (no lifting your pen between letters). I notice I’m way faster than the younger folks (35 and under) in my office when taking notes. I know you can use computers for note-taking, but sometimes it’s nice to just have a Comp notebook and pen and…

Personally, I think more DVDs/Blu-Rays should have pop-up trivia like the older Star Trek movies have. Might be one of those “Value Add” things that Netflix or Amazon could do to keep folks interested.

Fuck her. And fuck all these so-called “charities” that do nothing to actually help people with Autism (yeah, I’m looking at you “Autism Speaks”).

On an electric typewriter (with correction tape no less). I wanted to be a better typist for coding but the side benefit was learning to type up formal letters which has helped my career significantly.

Hey man, know your audience.

And listen to your shitty music and watch crappy reality TV with no headphones at full volume! Your rights will not be curtailed, you glorious rebel.

Retractable leashes aren’t leashes. They’re a goddamned public nuisance.

Retractable leashes aren’t leashes. They’re a goddamned public nuisance.