Is there data to back this up?

Bennett’s one of my senators and I have no fucking clue what he’s trying to pull. Between him and Hickenlooper, they are really making Colorado look bad.

To use a phrase that Trump supporters love so much, “Fuck your feelings.”

It shows that no one in this administration is competent enough to even get clip art correct. Toilet paper on Trump’s shoe? It’s funny, but it also points out that no one around him cares enough to mention it.

“Most Unique?”

Ditto. I’ve tried and tried to get into his stuff, but I just can’t seem to do it.

I’m sure smokers, who are not complete and utter sociopathic assholes, will immediately stop this littering and clean up their act.

“Well howdy neighbor!”

We were stuck at SFO for 6 hours when our flight was cancelled. We thought we were boned since we couldn’t check in our bags (too early) and would have to drag them through security to get to anything. The SW rep sent us to the International Terminal where they have a food court (outside security) and (surprise!) a…

Be sure to leave comments about this behavior on Glassdoor. Warn the next person. Also, leave comments when the interview process is good, even if you don’t get the job.

“Mango Unchained” That’s a new one to me. Thanks, I needed that.

Ah the GCN controller. The apex of controller ergonomics.

Ah the GCN controller. The apex of controller ergonomics.

Where there’s a will (and/or $130,000), there’s a way.

King Donald I

While I still can:

Great. Now Trump will think the National Mall is a launchpad and insist all launches happen from there so he can watch them.

Next time, kiddo. Don’t lose hope.

Paprika? That fucker probably thinks Miracle Whip is too much.

Point of clarification: Wreck-It Ralph is not Pixar, but Disney Animation. (Though it does contain one Pixar-created character, Merida)

I honestly can’t tell if these are jokes or merely predictions.