I was reading the article wondering, “I wonder if this is a ‘let’s get our own Jordan Peale thing.’” Not sure if I’m glad I’m not the only one...

Who wants to bet that the wall is just 10 feet of chain link fence and the rest of the money will be listed under the line item “Administrative Costs”?

Just leave your gluten-free cookbooks at home, Karen. Nobody wants that shit.

Look, I don’t need to see all of Trump’s grades. I’d just like to see his score in Economics. And if he got a passing grade, I’d like to piss on the grave(s) of whomever allowed that.

Bet those kids were SUPER nice to mom for Mother’s Day. And every day until they leave the house. And even then...

I get your point, but the Marvel shows are getting the axe because Disney is pulling the plug in favor of their own service.

Hey ladies (and gents), I don’t see a ring on his left hand. Go get ‘em!

Specifically, a large truck.

Pro-Tip: If your job can be automated, it will be automated.

Jesus, it’s like you’re going out of your way to sound stupid. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_rail_in_the_United_States

And I have anecdotal evidence to the contrary. Lots of former bus/light rail riders that have switched to Uber/Lyft.

Well fuck.

Oh no. Behind the scenes, Fundies are into some sick shit. Like Catholic Priest level freaky.

You mean thousands of people using cars instead of buses or trains is increasing traffic? No fucking way! /s

Ditto. But that’s because I need Adobe Fireworks and those a-holes haven’t built a replacement for it.

Definitely on my to-do list. I had a friend that was an Estate attorney. Unfortunately (ironically?) he passed away and it fell off my radar. I need to get that done as I have one kid over 18 and another under 18 and if something happens, I need stuff set up so they’re disrupted the least.

Having run giveaways and raffles for a non-profit, I can attest to the mountain of requirements around them. I understand why Slack wants no part of this. If something goes wonky in determining a winner, they’re going to get slapped with the lawsuit since they’ve got the deepest pockets.

I once gave 2 weeks notice and was walked out the door that day. I’m a web developer, so it’s pretty standard to give your notice, finish your current assignments, and leave. No muss, no fuss.

You’re not just whistling “Dixie” my friend.

Knowledge equals profit. Rule of Acquisition #74